The Girl Who Sat Next To Me

Aristotle thought, he was all that
They even called it a name, “Aristocrat”
His friend drank the poison, and that was that
All this time they thought, the world was flat
That's all I remember about Philosophy
I can't even remember the guy who taught it to me
I just remember the girl who sat next to me
And I know that it's true, that I still love you!

Adam was the first, then came Eve
We used to live in heaven, then we were asked to leave
When David killed Goliath, he made him pay
Then Baby Jesus was born on Christmas Day!
That's all I remember about Theology
I can't even remember the guy who taught it to me
I just remember the girl who sat next to me
And I know that it's true, that I still love you!

Abraham Lincoln! He was shot in the head!
Martin Luther King, they also shot him dead
Then you know the Kennedys, enough said
Say you want peace and social justice?
Maybe you should do something else instead
That's all I remember about History
I can't even remember the guy who taught it to me
I just remember the girl who sat next to me
And I know, that it's true, that I still love you!
I still love you!