Hello From Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say
that you are on my mind
I know it's stupid to dream
that you might think of me as a man
I can loose up my own tie knot
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes
I can pluck my own mustache
I read it's lame to wish
that you won't walk out on me
but I'm not embarrased to sing
plainly the words of love and your name
I can pay my own bills (debts)
I can unroll (rip off) my own tights
I can untuck all I have to untuck
(I can humiliate myself to your face)
I can weep through my own midnights