I Hate You

I used to wonder what you wanted from me
I tried to play it cool but I could hardly breath
You were the hottest thing
The hottest thing
Why did you only call me when i was leaving?

And that is why Sara
I hate you
And that is why Sara
I can't date you
And that is why Sara
I'm lonely

Sexy Sandy got let off the lead
Married way too young
Now you're having porno fun
I wish that you had told me
My feelings went too far
And now you're taking your clothes off and breathing fire

And that is why Sara
I hate you
And that is why Sara
I can't date you
And that is why Sara
I'm lonely

Why don't you, why don't you, why don't you

Why don't you phone me?
That would've been nice
Why don't you phone me?
That would've been nice
Why didn't you tell me
That would've been nice
And that is why Sara
I hate you.

But not really! I don't hate you really, I was trickin'

And now I look for mementoes under my bed
Last night I found you on the internet
You've given me nothing to love
Yet I love all of nothing
Your perfume on my pillow
The arse everyone's fucking

And that is why Sara
I hate you
And that is why Sara
I can't date you
And that is why Sara
I'm lonely