Rock Show

What's that man holding in his hand?
He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when
Its silly willy with the Philly band
Could be
Oo-ee

What's that man movin' cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page
Its like a relic from a different age
Could be
Oo-ee

If there's a rock show
at the Concertgebow
They've got long hair
at the Madison Square
You've got Rock and Roll
at the Hollywood Bowl,
We'll be there
Oh yeah

The lights go down - they're back in town OK
Behind the stacks you glimpse an axe
The tension mounts you score an ounce Ole!
The temperatures rise as you see
The whites of their eyes

If there's a rock show
In my green metal suit I'm preparing
to shoot up the City
And the ring at the end of my nose
makes me look rather pretty
Its a pity there's nobody here
to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante
Mademoiselle Kitty (Kitty, Kitty, Kitty)

What's that man movin' to and fro?
That decibel meter doesn't seem
to be reading low.
But they was louder at the Rainbow
Could be
Oo-ee

If there's a rock show
at the Concertgebow
They've got long hair
at the Madison Square
You got Rock and Roll
at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there
Oh yeah
(repeat x3)