I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

Now Darling, don't get me wrong
It'd be you if you had a dong
Please don't tell our son 'cause he won't understand
This cock-gobblin', cuw-swallerin', crazy old man
Please accept me for the guy that I am
And not what I'd do in the back of the van

I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight
But I sucked another dick last night

Darling, stop yelling, the baby's asleep
Didn't kiss neither of you until I brushed my teeth
So I need you to stop all this judging of me
The good Lord made all of us differently

I sucked another dick last night
Not sayin' that's wrong or right
First few that I blew
I could blame on the booze
But now it's just something I do
We didn't fuck, so don't get uptight

Once-a-month at the most, not all the time
You have to trust it'll all be alright
But I sucked another dick last night