Fuck That Guy

Girl you've been the talk all over town
Ever since you left I heard you been runnin' around
Lately I've gone crazy tryin' to see
Whatever it is this asshole has on me

Just 'cause his dick's much bigger than mine
And much smoother too
Just 'cause he's got more money than me
And does jiu-jitsu
Just 'cause he knows how to get you off
And where your G-spot is
Don't mean you gotta lick his balls
And swallow all his jizz

Fuck that guy
Every time you do you make me cry
Fuck that guy
'Cause you're in love with him and I don't know why

Saw your bitchy friends down at the shack
I could hear 'em laughing 'hind my back
They all think he's so much better than me
Guess we'll just agree to disagree

Just 'cause the dude has six-pack abs
And he's toned as hell
Just 'cause his balls are as smooth as eggs
But don't have that smell
Just 'cause he knows how to make you smile
And nibble on your box
It don't mean you gotta block my calls
While I'm jerkin' in my socks

Fuck that guy
Every time you do you make me cry
Fuck that guy
'Cause you're in love with him and I don't know why

Just 'cause he's got a bad-ass job
And a Tesla SUV
Just 'cause he's got a chiseled jaw
And fuckin' perfect teeth
Just 'cause he don't wear a shirt in the pool
Like I sometimes do
It don't mean you gotta eat his ass
And make me look like a fool

Fuck that guy
Every time you do you make me cry
Fuck that guy
'Cause you're in love with him and I don't know why
'Cause you're in love with him and I don't know why