F****n' Around

Bein' on the road, it sure gets lonely
Well, sittin' in this house gets lonely too
Been workin' all night on this apology
Well hold your horses, 'cause I got one for you

As long as you're coming clean
I guess I'll come clean too
While you were fuckin' around on me
I been fuckin' around on you

I had a stripper in Detroit
Had the delivery boy
Had a hotel maid
I had your old friend Roy
Can't believe that you and Roy got it on
He was doin' me right, while you were doin' me wrong

I think I need a stiff drink, if that's alright
Sorry, the lawn guy drank it all last night
Maybe I'll just hide under the covers
You should wash 'em first, they still smell like your brother

As long as you're coming clean
I guess I'll come clean too
While you were fuckin' around on me
I been fuckin' around on you
I guess I never knew
How it'd break my heart in two
While you were fuckin' around on me
I been fuckin' around on you

I had twin sisters
I had the bank manager
Had my bass player's wife
Well, I never liked her
I gotta admit, this is hurting me some
I probably shouldn't tell you that I had a threesome
Aw damn
It was fun!

As long as you're coming clean
I guess I'll come clean too
While you were fuckin' around on me
I been fuckin' around on you
They say the truth will set you free
But sometimes the truth ain't meant to be
I been fuckin' around on you
You been fuckin' around on me

That hurts!
You poor little baby!

Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on you
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on me
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on you
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on me
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on you
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on me
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on you
Fuckin', fuckin'
Fuckin' around on me

Man, this one hurts
It does, it's tiring!
This mean we're making up baby?
I guess
You sucker