Beavertown Songtext
Forgive me woman if I look surprised
It's been a while since I laid my eyes
On a big ol' pussy hair pie
Like I'm lookin' at right now
Guess I got used to the perfect sheen
That all the pussies have in the magazines
How am I supposed to fuck a damn tumbleweed
Well I'm about to try right now
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
The thing about a beaver with a bush so long
Even make Tommy Lee's dick look small
That ain't gonna slow me down at all
I'm gonna give it all I got
When I go down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
I'm going down to the jungle
Down to the bush
In between the belly button and the tush
Down to the beef
To get me some gravy
I'm gonna make you one happy lady
You can make a man out a boy like me
Let your pussy hair grow wild and free
Like Bob Ross livin' up inside your jeans
And I'm about to paint right now
When I go down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
It's been a while since I laid my eyes
On a big ol' pussy hair pie
Like I'm lookin' at right now
Guess I got used to the perfect sheen
That all the pussies have in the magazines
How am I supposed to fuck a damn tumbleweed
Well I'm about to try right now
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
The thing about a beaver with a bush so long
Even make Tommy Lee's dick look small
That ain't gonna slow me down at all
I'm gonna give it all I got
When I go down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
I'm going down to the jungle
Down to the bush
In between the belly button and the tush
Down to the beef
To get me some gravy
I'm gonna make you one happy lady
You can make a man out a boy like me
Let your pussy hair grow wild and free
Like Bob Ross livin' up inside your jeans
And I'm about to paint right now
When I go down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
Down down down
Yeah I'm goin' down down down
To Beavertown