Illustrated Manuel

I count sheep on a cold winter's night that was so deep
and oh well
I get bored when you get to fifteen and now you're done
and oh well, noel

I count (something) on a fifty mile ride in the pouring rain
and oh well
I shoot it up and then you get it up up and then you got it made
and oh well, noel

Not done, it was such a mess, I prayed for you
and oh oh well,
God damn you were such a mess, you made me climb
oh well, noel

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