Habits

Habits… People say Im gonna have to change my ways
But habits… Habits don't care what the people say
They hurt a lot more the older I get
But the truth is its just too late to quit
They're kicking my ass but I just can't quit, these habits

Whiskey… Can ruin your life and make you go insane
Women… You know Randy, they can make you do the same damn thing
Well one hurts your heart one hurts your head
They both make you wanna smoke cigarettes
They keep kicking my ass but I cant kick these habits

So I'll be Haggard
And I'll be Jones
I'll get drunk
And I'll get stoned
Well just stay here all night long
Til we're the last two honkies in this honky-tonk
It's a low down cryin' shame
But were having us too much fun to change
Man I love these danged old… Habits

They're gonna catch up to us one day
Nah Wade I doubt it
They'll probably gonna get your first anyway
So make mine a double and I'll have a shot
There ain't no tellin how much time we got
They're kicking our ass but we cant kick these habits

So I'll be Haggard
And I'll be Jones
Ill get drunk
And I'll get stoned
Well just stay here all night long
Til we're the last two honkies in this honky-tonk
It's a low down cryin' shame
But were having us too much fun to change
Man I love these danged old… Habits

Man I love these danged old… Habits