Lazy

many moments i stare at
all things i should do
i should be givin' my time
and workin' harder for you

i'm makin' promises
to follow this
demand to get it done
so i say okay
and i say i will
then i tell myself

(prechorus)
let's be real
i won't, i can't
i'll take every chance
to deny the things i must do
abuse excuses i've got
cuz if i don't have to then i'd rather not

(chorus)
i'm feeling lazy, lazy
so much i don't wanna do
i'm feeling lazy, so lazy
tired of workin' for you

(verse 2)
so many reasons why
i work so hard
just to start a little work
i'm easily distractable
i'm a slave of my quirks
and the important things on my mind
critical things that need my care
i can't call you for two minutes
when i'm frozen in my chair
and i'm pondering how to be sexy
with minimal exercise
so much power at my fingertips

(prechorus)
i relax and realize
it's the way of modern man
we doin as little as much as we can
hard work could pay me somehow
but i know that lazy is payin me now

(chorus)
(bridge)
i'll devise a million ways to ditch responsibility
who knew that being useless could take so much energy
so when opportunity knocks, i'll be the first to walk away
cuz if lazy wuz a sport, i still wouldn't let you make me play

(chorus)