Blondes Have More Fun

Is it a matter of opinion?
Or just a contradiction?
But from where I come from
Blondes have more fun
Well just watch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin' all the fights
Oh yeah, oh yeah

I took a rose in Texas
She gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'Cause of a recent facelift
She had no idea what love's about
Except the one o'clock call on the casting couch
Oh yeah, oh yeah

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all
No that ain't all, yeah

I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the Nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
With the short fat guy's prematurely bald
Oh no, no, no, no, no

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't want a subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
And that ain't all, wow