The Last Laugh

I question the sincerity
Of everything you say
It's all so fancy
It's all so fancy

I'd like to take you to this place
You drove me once
You remember, don't you?
It's called "Distraction"
First right's on irrational
Then you hang a left on Grace
Or is it Desperation?
I always forget

Well, one of those two, anyway
But when you pass through Lunacy's border
Tell the guy at the gate
You're a friend of mine

Oh you'll love me
And the big routine
You'll be the fool
And I'll be your queen

I'll let you buy the first round
But the last laugh is on me
Propose a toast to a dirty joke
It's you I fancy

Now your rehearsed indifference
Inspires one and all
But you do suffer, don't you?

Yeah, I seen you [indecipherable]
"Watch for falling [indecipherable]"
Says a road sign up ahead
You want to see your name in print
They only do that when they find you dead

Oh you'll love me
And the big routine
You'll be the fool
And I'll be your queen