Map With Odd Directions

Let's go get drunk in the back of your best friend's house
We'll tell stories with the television turned off
I'll be the designated driver that you'll be needing
Inebriated souls that you have only dreamed of being

She doesn't know what time it is
She doesn't know that there's a watch right under her nose
But she'll keep going 'til the dawn is rising
And then all she'll feel is regret.

I can't remember nearly anything about last night
We told stories with the television, the television turned off
Now all I got is a beer in my stomach
And a headache and a girl near my bed

You don't know what time it is
You don't know that there's a watch right under your nose
But you'll keep going 'til the dawn is rising
And then all you'll feel is regret.

We don't really know what to tell you
They all died in a car crash on their way home
We found booze
And two rifles
And a map with odd directions
May your children rest in peace.

I don't care what time it is
I don't care that there's a watch right under my nose
All I knows is that my children are dead
And that this song was a piece of shit.