Vibrator Song

You're built like R2D2 and you smell like mr. ed
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When i play nintendo, in mortal kombat 2
I punch kitana in the face and i pretend it's you

I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day i wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy

Cause never would i fuck you except if i was dead
Cause then i couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too

I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day go the fuck away
Sex is not a weapon, sex is not a toy
You should buy a vibrator to bring yourself some joy

That big ol' space between your teeth is worse than letterman's
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
But sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when i tell you go the fuck away