Soccer Mom

Gliding across the lawn
Oranges and Evian
And pizza right after the game
Just tell me where and when
Volvos and collagen
Hope you might feel the same
My soccer mom
It's on
Knew all along
So right, it's so wrong

Pray to God that you're thinking what I'm thinkin'
I know you're bratless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn't be that way

If you say "yes" right now
I'll make it work somehow
Those fancy dinners don't come free
Don't know just where he went
But with that settlement
You should be taking me
My soccer mom
It's on
Knew all along
So right, it's so wrong

Pray to God that you're thinking what I'm thinkin'
I know you're bratless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn't be that way

Tell me I'm the one for you
Even if it isn't true
I pretend to like those two
Snot kids

And if it had to end
I think that my heart could eventually mend
But I'll keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you

Pray to God that you're thinking what I'm thinkin'
I know you're bratless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn't be that way
Tell me I'm the one for you
Even if it isn't true
I pretend to like those two
I'd do anything
My soccer mom