Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday

this is going to be the best christmas ever. everything this year's been a disaster but i won't let it bother me at all nothing's going to bring me down, it's christmas and i'm pleased as punch i'm going to stand my happy ground. i refuse to let my family make me crazy i'll smile at their insults and their frowns i'll ignore the shitty weather cuz what counts is we're together loving, safe and sound nothing's going to ruin my holiday not this time, ya hear?. (i won't let it happen) and if you try to ruin my holiday- i swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. the turkey might have made the children vomit the tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts but i will grin and bear it and this nightmare we will share it till i get my only wish- it's nothing's going to ruin my holiday no act of god or family fight cuz if you try to ruin my holiday i swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life you'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh this is going to be the best christmas ever. soon this crappy christmas will be over and i'll go right back to my pissed-off self but until that happens i'll just continue laughing like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, north pole elves. nothing's going to ruin my holiday not this year i won't let that be the case and if you try and ruin my holiday- i'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. understand me this is going to be the best christmas ever!