Live Fast! Diarrhea!

Intoxicated, the way I go through life
Inebriated, and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last think I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea!
Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3)

Punk is what it is, until you're getting paid
This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase
They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad
we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea! Live
Fast! Diarrhea! (x3)

Blockbuster generates 20% of its revenue through late fees
my lifestyle does make a difference
By stragegically failing
I'm proactivly participating in a conservitive effort to expand the nations GNP
this is my contract with America

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, Diarrhea! Live
Fast! Diarrhea! (x3)