I've Got An Ape Drape

makin like a famous country singer
or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer
clean me up but let me keep my edge
in the day i like to keep it dignified
but at night you know i got another side
and i don't give a damn
cause i am what i am
even if it's really really bad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do

go ahead and buzz around the ears
i've been growing that one right back there for years
i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche
the front may conform to society
but the back says i have personality
even if its really really
even if its really really bad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like I do

make it short in front and long in back (x10)

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do

if the top is short enough that it stands up
i could be thrown out of the back of a club
but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
now fix my kid so he looks just like me
some magic crazy pants are all we need
some may call it child abuse
i just call it bonding with your dad

i've got ape drape yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you'll have an ape drape like i do
i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to norco and get one too
you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do
i've got hockey hair yes i do
they're giving then to anyone that means you
you can drive to canada and get one too
and then you'll have hockey hair like i do
i've got acky breaky hair yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to nashville and get one too
you'll have acky breaky hair like i do
i've got a mullet yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to hoboken and get one too
and then you'll have a mullet like i do
i've got forbidden hair yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
and then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
i've got a shong yes i do
they're giving them to anyone that means you
you can drive to florida and get one too
and then you'll have a shong like i do.