Disproportioned Head

If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look all right
But I don't because
I've got a disproportioned head

And the people, they point and laugh at me
And they tell me it's huge
Cuz honestly
I've got a disproportioned head

Don't try and be nice
And say it's really not that big
Cuz I am well aware that you are lying
About my head

And it blocks out the sun like a parasol
And I'm walking around like a toddler doll
Cuz I've got a disproportioned head

And I can't make it better with surgery
So I'm stuck with a skull that the world can see
I've got a disproportioned head

Don't try to be nice to me
Because you think I am near
I'm across the street
And I can hear you

Don't offer advice to me
Of hats, it's all been tried
They don't really make them
In my size

I could only fit in covertible cars
And my mom has a three-foot Cessarian scar
Cuz of my disproportioned head

And I'd go ahead and end it now
But I can't find a noose that would fit around
My huge disproportioned head

I've got a disproportioned head