Designed By Satan

Talking board misunderstood
What looked good on paper even looked better on wood
A card game way out of control
Divining what's to be by tempting fortune with the soul

The table tilts, the lights go dim
And then the fun begins
We stay up late and it's all great
The Parker Brothers' sin can't be undone

Designed by Satan
It's all in fun
Designed by Satan

John Edwards is much to blame
The Renaissance is all but Fair, they all bring on the same
When will the dirtbags ever learn?
For every Slayer melody, a thousand more will burn

A thousand miles below the floor
Where screams cannot be heard
And those that don't believe, don't care
Don't recognize the word until he's won

Let's review the rules of the game
Innocent flirtation can lead to eternal flames
Why chance it? Why pick up the deck?
When Chutes N Ladders kicks much ass and won't send you to heck