Ape Drape (Mullet Song) Songtext
Make it like that famous country singer,
or the guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer. Clean me up but let me keep my edge. By day I like to keep it dignified, but at night you know I've got another side, and I don't give a damn, 'cause I am what I am, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz around the ears, I've been growing that one braid back there for years. I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche. The front may conform to society, but the back says I have personality, even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
It's short in front and long in back... (x10)
If the top's not short enough that it stands up, I could be thrown out of the bad boy club, but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail. Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, and then matching crazy pants are all we need. Some may call it child abuse, I just call it bonding with your dad.
I've got a Norco Neckwarmer, yes i do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Norco and get one too, then you'll have a Norco Neckwarmer like I do.
I've got Hockey Hair, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Canada and get one too, then you'll have hockey hair like I do.
I've got Achey-Breaky hair yes I do. They're giving it to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Nashville and get one too, then you'll have Achey-Breaky hair like I do.
I've got a Mullet, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Hoboken and get one too, then you'll have a mullet like I do.
I've got forbidden hair, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Europe and get one too, then you'll have forbidden hair like I do.
I've got a Shom, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Florida and get one too, then you'll have a shom like I do.
or the guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer. Clean me up but let me keep my edge. By day I like to keep it dignified, but at night you know I've got another side, and I don't give a damn, 'cause I am what I am, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz around the ears, I've been growing that one braid back there for years. I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche. The front may conform to society, but the back says I have personality, even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Riverside and get one too, then you'll have an ape drape like I do.
It's short in front and long in back... (x10)
If the top's not short enough that it stands up, I could be thrown out of the bad boy club, but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail. Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, and then matching crazy pants are all we need. Some may call it child abuse, I just call it bonding with your dad.
I've got a Norco Neckwarmer, yes i do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Norco and get one too, then you'll have a Norco Neckwarmer like I do.
I've got Hockey Hair, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Canada and get one too, then you'll have hockey hair like I do.
I've got Achey-Breaky hair yes I do. They're giving it to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Nashville and get one too, then you'll have Achey-Breaky hair like I do.
I've got a Mullet, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Hoboken and get one too, then you'll have a mullet like I do.
I've got forbidden hair, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Europe and get one too, then you'll have forbidden hair like I do.
I've got a Shom, yes I do. They're giving them to anyone, that means you. You can drive to Florida and get one too, then you'll have a shom like I do.
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