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4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1

Stop...

Pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass
You better not

For once in your life
Before you retire
Be the leader of the choir
Set your pubic hair on fire
Just because
You feel like it

Be that boy screaming in the crowd
HEY!
This shit can never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you open thought
Cuz we're only getting started

Oh boy this is great
Don't hesitate
Grab your feces like an ape
And finally celebrate
Just because

Finally, talk to a girl
Throw your dreamjournal
In the urinel
Cuz with captions and a gerdle
Dreams really can come true
Real living proof

Be that boy screaming in the crowd
HEY!
This shit can never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you open thought
Cuz we're only getting started

Stop! Go!

4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1

Participate
It's the end of the wait
Show a plate
Masturbate
Tell your date
You're in shape
Though you're not

Take off your shirt
Eat a fistful of dirt
Never learn
Get a sunburn
Cuz it looks good on you

Be that boy screaming in the crowd
HEY!
This shit can never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you open thought
Cuz we're only getting started
We're only getting started
We're only getting started

We'll never stop...
pretending...