Funky As A Diaper

I'm a natural at being me
Got no responsibilities
I eat and sleep from 9 to 5
And when I¹m done I'm super jive
I'm funky!

Funky as a diaper
Funky as a diye yahee yiaper

I'm a little Buddha, Dig my phat
This birthday suit is where it's at
Keep me fed and bathed and changed
I guarantee to keep it strange
I'm funky

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Momma she's my number 1
Makes it right, gets it done
Carry's me Å'round in a sling
Check it out, the girl can sing

Don't want no bottle
Get real
No solid food that's the deal
I'm one with nature, got no teeth
When I grow up I'll have some milk and cookies

What's bigger than Phat?
What's slicker than slim?
Dig it! It's Uncle Jim
Funky as a diaper
Funky as a diye yahee yiaper
What's colder than cool?
What's hipper than hot?
Uncle Jim, Check it out!

Our family groove is super tight
In the pocket day and night
Now Daddy he's another kind
He's so cool it blows my mind

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