Percheron Mules

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Grazing up and down my dreams
Nothin' less than sixteen hands
I don't wanna drag my feet
Anything more small than that
It ain't worth the feed it takes
Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team the size of tanks
And a hundred head of goat
When I get the pigpen built
I'm a find a couple shoats
And I'll name'em after y'all
And they'll all look just like me
Rollin' 'round a pile of shit
Just as happy as can be

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Grazing up and down my dreams
Nothin' less than sixteen hands
Sixteen hands, sixteen hands
I don't wanna drag my feet
He don't wanna drag his feet
Anything more small than that
Anything more small than that
It ain't worth the feed it takes
It ain't worth the feed it takes
Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks
Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team of Percheron mules
Pullin' rebuilt number nine
Slidin' stone boats 'cross the hill
For to stack the stones so high
I don't mind to beat the rock
But my back can't take the haul
But with these here, Percheron mules
It ain't troublin' me at all

They don't need their oil changed
They don't burn gasoline
They stock in all
The compost that I need
Compost that he needs

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Grazing up and down my dreams
Nothin' less than sixteen hands
Sixteen hands, sixteen hands
I don't wanna drag my feet
He don't wanna drag his feet
Anything more small than that
Anything more small than that
It ain't worth the feed it takes
It ain't worth the feed it takes
Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks
Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Give him big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Throwin' mules the size of tanks