Cold As Hell

Well I don't think they'd let me into heaven.
No I don't think they'd let me 'round there.
And it's cold as hell,
But Purgatory sounds nice when you come down here.

Well I gave a talkin' to the gov'ner.
I set it out all on the shelf.
But he don't mind; The law's on his side.
They don't care if I go to hell.

Well I don't think they'd let me into heaven.
No I don't think they'd let me 'round there.
And it's cold as hell,
But Purgatory sounds nice when you come down here.

And I don't think that you could ever love me.
No I don't think that you'd shed a tear.
If I die, darlin' don't you cry,
Take the last train out of here.

Well I don't think they're lettin' me into heaven.
No I don't think they're lettin me 'round there.
And I'm cold as hell,
But Purgatory sounds nice now that I'm up here.

And it's all over.
Thank god it's all done.
No I don't give a good god damn,
Cause we're hellbound. Here we come!