Everything Is Just Perfect

I'm the perfect husband
You're the perfect wife
Then would you please explain to me
Why I hate my life

It's difficult to breathe in here
with you being around
I cannot really talk to you
There is a gun in my mouth
What is the problem
What went wrong
Somebody help me
Sing my song

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
Please kill me, please kill me
cause everything is just perfect

I'm so happy, I'm so glad
No, that's a lie
I'm so sad

It's hard enough to live this life
with you being around
Oh, by the way
Would you do me a favor, honey
Shut your mouth