Credit Crunch Christmas

It's no joke, being stony broke
I can't afford no tinsel for the tree
I know I should buy a Christmas pud
But I ain't got no money

We all get the itch, to be filthy rich
I knew that I would never make a mint
For sure I am poor
But I never thought I'd be this skint

Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do we wanna celebrate?
Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do ya wanna celebrate?
We don't wanna celebrate Christmas

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe
Crackers on a turkey, oh

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Gloomy locked in
Blue till Boxing Day

Carol singers, there's nowt worse
Sitting in the dark and penniless
Knocking at the door
I can't take anymore
I'm gonna kill Good King Wencelas

Heatings off, nothing left to scoff
I dare don't turn the fairy lights on
It sucks when you're stuck
In a Christmas recession

Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do we wanna celebrate?
Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do ya wanna celebrate?
We don't wanna celebrate Christmas

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe
Crackers on a turkey, oh

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Gloomy locked in
Blue till Boxing Day

Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do we wanna celebrate?
Do we wanna party? Nooo
Do ya wanna celebrate?
We don't wanna celebrate Christmas

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe
Crackers on a turkey, oh

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe
Crackers on a turkey, oh

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch
Gloomy locked in
Blue till Boxing Day

Here comes a credit crunch Christmas
A credit crunch now!