Sue Me Leonardo (The Leonardo DiCaprio Song)

my girlfriend and i, we don't like the same movies
she likes romance and i like kung fu
she likes brad pitt, but i like Schwarzenegger
it's tv and beds in separate rooms
oh yeah i like Schwarzenegger
oh yeah she likes brad pitt

now i'm okay if i gotta watch the notebook
and madison county suits me fine
i sorta stayed awake through jerry maguire
but i'm sorry honey gotta draw the line
oh yeah madison county
oh yeah well, it's got clint eastwood
oh yeah jerry maguire
oh yeah show me the exit

we had to break up because i had to see titanic
a long freakin movie about some people on a boat
the film is actually longer than the sinking of the real one
only one good thing about it:
leonardo dicaprio dies

well, i don't really hate you, leonardo
i never even ever even really saw you on the screen
it's nothing personal, leonardo
but i'm not your demographic
you do best with female teens

i read in the papers how mr. leonardo
tried to sue some band for singing his name
publicity like that, it don't grow on apple trees
so if you're listening leonardo, won't you do me the same
and sue me
sue me leonardo
do me in the worst way
sue me
sue me leonardo
get my name in the papers
i'll be happy to pay

leo, hey buddy, is it okay to call you leo?
leo, won't you call me, won't you drop me a line?
come by my house, it don't matter if i'm busy
if you're bringing litigation, then i'll find you the time
to sue me
sue me leonardo
do me in the worst way
sue me
sue me leonardo
get my name in the papers
i'll be happy to pay

leo
leo, don't you hear me?
leo
don't you hate me?
don't pretend
leo
there's a court upon you, liar
sue me
for all i've got
and i'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)
i'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)
i'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)
i'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)
i'll be your best friend