Two Trains

Two trains on the same track
neither one about looking back
eye to eye they stare each other down.
Choo choo now said the first train,
mean it now, don't think I'm playing.
The second train came and spun the train around,
Said now, staring at the old caboose of mine.

To the heartbeat of a distant drum
was a hitch-hiker with a smoldering thumb
held a sign up said over the rainbow.
he jumped in, threw his sign away
it blew on down the free way,
he said wait a minute, now where'd my rainbow go?
Said don't you know, the rainbows turn to gold and we call it Sunshine
Sweet Sunshine

She said I don't think we met
He said it's true love at first sight in all it's glory
Pick a side, place your bets
Lest you forget,
there's infinite sides, true story.

A silly girl with a silly heart
let a silly boy tear it all apart
and then he put the pieces into a love song
the radio played it all the time,
the silly girl lost her silly mind
but everybody knows all is fair
in love and war, and bitter sweet long distance dedications...
This one goes out to you...

She said aren't you finished yet?
He said she said do it slow don't you come before me
Say things you're bound to regret
Lest you forget,
there's infinite sides, true story.

He said, she said, he said what she said he said she said.
They say I said, but I ain't saying nothing.

Two trains on the same track
neither one about looking back
eye to eye they stare each other down.
Choo choo now said the first train,
don't make me say it again
The second train came and kindly stepped aside
Said now... everybody toppin off a little steam
But you best get back in the goddamn caboose now you hear!

She said I don't think we met
He said it's true love at first sight in all it's glory
Pick a side, place your bet
Lest you forget,
No, no, no, no, no

She said aren't you finished yet?
He said she said do it slow don't you come before me
Say things you're bound to regret
Lest you forget,
There's infinite sides,
Infinite sides,
Infinite sides
true story.