The Bachelor

A friend of mine
Promised me the gift of time
Instead she went home and killed both of her concubines
A friend of mine
One boy one girl, with their fingers to the grind
A friend of mine

A friend of mine
Stabbed in the face like a key to the teeth
Handsome bastard didn't smile for a week
A friend of mine
I kept him hostage in my place for awhile
I never saw him after opening pliеrs
A friend of mine
I put my fist through teak vеneer
Not necessary but the message was clear
A friend of mine

A fragile ego in its infancy
I blame everyone in the room but me
My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see
I'm a catch

I'm a catch
Not necessary but the message was clear
A catch
Not necessary but the message was clear
A fragile ego in its infancy
I blame everyone in the room but me
My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see
I'm a catch

Mmm I’m a catch
I’m a catch
I’m, I’m a catch
Mmm I’m a catch
Uh oh catch
I’m a catch
I’m a catch