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I see all my friends at school
I can't help thinking that they're so cool
They got their girlfriends by their sides all the time
But it's not the love that I want to feel
The passion ain't there if the love ain't real
There's only one feeling for which I pine

Well you might think that it's pretty bad
And you probably think it's kinda sad
But it's what I want
And that's the way I am

I wanna feel sad
I wanna feel down
I wanna feel the way you feel when no one's around
I wanna be tossed aside and left all lonely
I wanna feel like I been hit by a truck
I wanna feel like I'm shit outta luck
Why can't I find a girl to break up with me?

Well I remember once this girl said to me,
"Boy, I think it's time that we
Took a seat and had a little talk"
(Remain seated please!)
She said, "Love is wonderful
Love is great
And it's something for which I just can't wait
But you're not the one
That I want"
(We can still be friends!)
(With benefits?)

Well I stood at lunch and I heard the sound
Of the pain, shame and agony all around
And I prayed that night
Oh Jesus please!

I wanna feel sad
I wanna feel down
I wanna feel the way you feel when no one's around
I wanna be tossed aside and left all lonely
I wanna feel like I been hit by a truck
I wanna feel like I'm shit outta luck
Why can't I find a girl to break up with me?

BRIDGE

I wanna feel sad
I wanna feel down
I wanna feel the way you feel when no one's around
I wanna be tossed aside and left all lonely
I wanna feel like I been hit by a truck
I wanna feel like I'm shit outta luck
Why can't I find a girl to break up with me?
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