The Epic Songtext

shit stains on his underwear
i don't think he even cares
shit stains on his underwear
one week he doesn't even care

i don't think he really cares
he doesn't care even half of the time ( of the time)
surfing yahoo on frank_fredde
jerking off for you and me
he thinks he walks around with a big ass glock
but the only gun he's got is the one from the toy shop
when i eat my wawa sub i look like a slob
the girl was filthy but i still gave her a rimjob
oh oh
rimjob
oh oh
rimjob
he is in love with willy wonka
but that's what he tells me
but i think he just wants the chocolate factory
willy wonka tell me the truth
are you cheating or are you telling the truth
suck your dick, once or twice, play with them like Las Vegas dice
willy wonka, tell me the truth
just tell me the mother fucking truth
i really tried to tell you beforehand

shit stains on his underwear
i don't think he really cares
shit stains on his underwear
he has got some shit stains
in his underwear


you say i am wrong but i know i am right
i got to tell you you're pussy is real tight
i got into a fight , bottom 5, plus the nine
I will tell you one thing, grease is alright