Pink Motorcycle Helmet

heres your dare
jump off a bridge with you nose in the air
heres the deal
i'll tip you twenty pounds if you promise to steal and take it back
ill give you twenty bucks for the things that you lack
do you accept?

have a drink
who cares what the mothers and fuckers will think?
have a dance
i tired of hearnig these notes i cant stand
have a drive
as we anxiously await for your car to arrive
do you accept?

whatever you are at the end of the day
pray that the cops dont take you away
whatever you are at the end of the week
a doctor a lawyer and indian cheif

whatever you are at the end of your life
a baker, a begger an embarrassed wife
whatever you are at the end of the end
like a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.