Record Contract

I drink whiskey
I am rich
I sold out
I sold out
I drink pizzas
I am rich
I sold out
I sold out
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
To the Tesco, Tesco, Disco, Disco
Tesco Disco
Where you can buy cheese-it's
The woman next door
And your mother when she's on a bad night

If my amplifier was loud enough, I'd make sure it killed everyone in the room, including me.