Why The English Are Rubbish

You're what the French call Les Incompétents
I decide first if you're right or wrong
La di da di da
You're home alone

Zut alors!
Waster waster waster!

You think you meant to ever went that far
But all desire over-powered ya!
La di da di da
You're home alone

Zut alors!
Waster waster waster!

I'm inclined to think that
It's all about you
Cos...
You're what the French call Les Incompétents
I decide first if you're right or wrong
La di da di da