Burning Calories Is Bad For Business

Another day as life goes by
I'm lying on the couch watching TV
Expired food in my fridge
I'd rather be lazy than rich

Sleep till three p.m.
No place to go, but I don't care
Underachieving's what I do best
Nothing to offer

Nothing to do

Living on French fries and beer
Getting a job's what I fear

Sleep till three p.m.
No place to go, but I don't care
Underachieving's what I do best
Nothing to offer

Before you even try
To change my style of life
You better realize
I'm as harmless as a fly
I could be going out
And wrecking up the place
So just leave me alone
It's my own time to waste