Gotta Be a Goon

I want to take you on a date
I want a hot dog on my plate
I want to get out of this room
I want to, want to, want to, want to be a goon
I took you to the Pizza Hut
My mom says, "no"
I say, "so what"
I'm on a rocket to the moon
I want to, want to, want to, want to be a goon

Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to be a goon

Sniffing paint and watching Looney Tunes
I can't walk, I'm just a goon
So if you won't go out with me
I'll steal my dad's beer and drink for free

Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Goon, goon, goon, goon, baby
Got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to be a goon