Everything And Me

I've got my television, and radio, the record-player, the video; and I also have my trombone, synthesizer, my drumkit and my stamp-collection; my garden, my library and my aquarium; my jet-ski, my waterskis, monoskis, my speedboat, ultralight-plane and hang-glider; my hedge-clippers, vacuum-cleaner paper shredder, stone-grill; answering- and faxmachine and copier and swiss knife; my motorbike, my guard-dogs, my fret-saw and my racer; my jogging-suit, my mountainbike with triatlon-handle-bar, my high-pressure spray-gun, micro-wave, my welder; my skate-board, rollerskates, ice-skates, hometrainer, fitness-bank and pinball-machine; snooker-table, laptop, jukebox, my travel-irons, ohm-meter, jigsaw-puzzles, pliers-set, dartboard; my telescope and searchlight, my swimming pool with 3 meter jumping board, and my bungy jumping outfit, and my deck of cards, and magazines...
No, I won't get bored that easily, when I'm on my own

(Based on an extract from "Swimming with dry hair", a story by Kees van Kooten.)