Meet & Greet

It’s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
It’s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Alright everyone, it’s that time
Places!
Wristbands clearly visible, please
IDs out
Darling, are you the Deluxe Elite meet and greet package?
Oh Gold, okay back of the line, thank you
SECURITY!
Oh yeah, not my hair, grab my ass, thanks
Ow
I agree, Katya was robbed
Grand larceny
Scout
Oh, I love that blouse!
He’s a feminine top
Oh, no drinks for me, thank you
I only drink PepsiCola during the meet and greet
I’ll drink it!
Oh, why does this taste like spray paint?
I feel sleepy

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank
Thank
Thank
Thank
MEET AND GREET

Meet and greet
It’s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet
Meet me
Greet me
You can not (?) me
Meet me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet

Flashes on
Auto is not on
AUTO IS A LIE
Uh, if the photo is for your daughter, sir
Could you please take your hand off my ass? Thanks
Yeah sure, I’ll make a Snapchat for your stillborn sister who couldn’t come to the gig, hahahaha
Wait, why does it look like the line is getting longer?
Security!
I’m sorry we only have time for one photo
One and done
This is a meet and greet, not glamour shots!
Somebody smells like pot
Is that shirt from Redbubble?
What’s the legal age of consent in Idaho?

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank
Thank
Thank
Thank
MEET AND GREET

Meet and greet
It’s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet
Ritzy, Glitzy
Fuckin’ off my mitzy
Meet me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet

I’m sorry I can’t sign your body
It fucks up my Sharpies with all that oil
Has anyone seen my left shoe?
I’m looking for a size 14 Louboutin (MEET AND GREET)
Ok, it’s a pleaser
Give her ha pump (MEET AND GREET)
A dingo ate my selfie! (IT'S TIME FOR THE MEET AND GREET)
Security!
We need some dykes (MEET AND GREET)
Sure I'll sign your picture
Oh, that’s Farrah Moan
That’s Derrick Berry! Yes, I am sure I do not impersonate Britney Spears!
Where’s the exit, please?
Someone call the Fire Marshall (MEET AND GREET)