The Overcorrection

I cleaned the bedroom
Just like you asked me
It's so tidy it's pristine
And so
When you coming home?

I pressed my blue suit
Just like you used to
Polished up my own shoes
And so
When you coming home?

I sold my guitar
Burnt my Bukowski
Embraced the new me
And so
When you coming home?

I got a new job
At Gordon and Johnson's
Just like you dreamed of
And so
When you coming home?

I told my friends off
Told them to jog on
They aren't a problem
And so
When you coming home?

I put the dog down
Just like you wanted
There's no more barking
And so
When you coming home?