Step X Step ((Disadvantage)) Songtext
A step by step manual to understand the opposite sex
Might be helpful but knowing me I’d just skim it and hope for the best
I’m awkward, sure, but let’s just hope that’s not my defining factor
No, I’m an actor and my stage is the way I design my texts
Let’s not talk about my ex
She’s still in some pictures on my profile
Let’s pretend that was a long time ago
And I haven’t thought of her in a while
But we both know that isn’t so
Let’s just not talk at all that seems more easy
Than lame back and forths and lazy, cheesy narrative then sex
Between strangers who live in the same apartment complex
A step by step manual that's more expensive and than I can afford
I wish I could teleport back to before love was a just a contact sport
This step by step manual was a bust I’m afraid
Hell, frat boys don’t understand girls and a majority of them can still get laid
I’m awkward, sure, but let’s just hope that’s not my defining factor
No, I’m an actor, and all the world’s a stage
Let’s not talk about my ex
She’s still in some pictures on my profile
Let’s pretend that was a long time ago
And I haven’t thought of her in a while
But we both know that isn’t so
Let’s just not talk at all that seems more easy
Than lame back and forths and lazy, cheesy narrative then sex
Between strangers who live in the same apartment complex
Might be helpful but knowing me I’d just skim it and hope for the best
I’m awkward, sure, but let’s just hope that’s not my defining factor
No, I’m an actor and my stage is the way I design my texts
Let’s not talk about my ex
She’s still in some pictures on my profile
Let’s pretend that was a long time ago
And I haven’t thought of her in a while
But we both know that isn’t so
Let’s just not talk at all that seems more easy
Than lame back and forths and lazy, cheesy narrative then sex
Between strangers who live in the same apartment complex
A step by step manual that's more expensive and than I can afford
I wish I could teleport back to before love was a just a contact sport
This step by step manual was a bust I’m afraid
Hell, frat boys don’t understand girls and a majority of them can still get laid
I’m awkward, sure, but let’s just hope that’s not my defining factor
No, I’m an actor, and all the world’s a stage
Let’s not talk about my ex
She’s still in some pictures on my profile
Let’s pretend that was a long time ago
And I haven’t thought of her in a while
But we both know that isn’t so
Let’s just not talk at all that seems more easy
Than lame back and forths and lazy, cheesy narrative then sex
Between strangers who live in the same apartment complex