Reunion / Not So Fast

KG: Yeah, I’m gonna commit suicide! In five, four, three, two…
JB: Don’t even think about it bro
KG: Jack?
JB: Step away from the cliff
KG: You’re back
JB: Yeah, lemme tell you something. That space station was pretty rad except for one thing. I was missing my bro
KG: You were?
JB: When we… started Tenacious D… we formed a bond… that’s to the death…
KG: You did...
JB: I love you bro!

JB: A bond! Hug me and hold me!
KG: OK, I will. I will
JB: Kiss me on the lips...

Daddy Ding Dong: Not so fast!

Daddy Ding Dong: Great, now I have you all in my tentacles. Ahh, I’ll begin with you and your little doggy

Daddy Ding Dong: You are the one who killed my beloved daughter, Crackalacka Ding Dong. And now, you shall pay with your life. But first, I'm gonna sing you a song. It go a little bit something like this…