Friendship Test

J.B.: *Rrrrriiiinggg* *Rrrriiiinnng*

K.G.: *Click* Two Kings.

JB: Hey kayg.

KG: Hey.

JB: How's it going?

KG: Good, good.

JB: What're you doing?

KG: Oh god..I was just..I was..

JB: I love you.

KG: What'd you say?

JB: I said I love you, man. Just wanted to say it.

KG: Dude, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. I mean, uh..that's cool..you can say that.

[silence]

JB: Don't you have something to say?

KG: No. Oh..I lov..I mean..I..uhh...I like you. I like you too, dude.

JB: Whoa, whoa. LIKE? OOOhhh man. I'm glad I fucking did this test on you, the Friendship Test.

KG: What?

JB: No, man...

KG: What are you talkin' about?

JB: ...That was..what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test. Because, man, I could've made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. *whistles* Hoo-hoo, boy.

KG: Wait? You don't..you don't really love me?

JB: Dude, listen. You fucking passed the test, okay?

KG: *big sigh* Thank god.

JB: But barely..you know what you got?

KG: What'd I get?

JB: F +. *click*