Blackberry

Oh I love my pretty little flower
Full petals, never been kissed
I keep it in a nice tall vase
Where it can bask in the sun

He came along
Saw the flower was wilting
"I'll fix it," he said
"It'll cost you a kiss."
And a petal came tumbling down

"Gee sir, my flower looks swell,
But now a petal is missing!"
"Well, take it to my room,
It'll be sure to bloom"
And two more dropped from the middle

"Oh no," she cried, "there go some more,"
As they cascaded to the floor
"Well, sit on my bed,
And rest your head"
And six more petals fell

"Well I have flower meds,
I'll give it a dosage,"
He said, trying to find her virgin passage
"Will it save my flower?" She asked him
As he slipped inside the flower quickly died

"My flower is dead"
Leaping from the bed
She grabbed at her flower
But he just thrust her back
And showed all of his friends

She went to the florist
But they'd all wilt at her touch
And they all laughed
They knew what she'd done
He told everyone
He told everyone