Our Advice to You

Don't go with your instincts,
take them with you for the ride
Flip double-headed coins,
then you cannot decide
Shove your features in the mud,
let Joe have some of that precious blood

Have good intentions,
have them home for cakes and tea
Shave with a cabbage leaf, but
leave a bit for me
Cram your brain with useful facts and
always pay your income tax,
there's nothing in the world like
being real
So sing a song and tell us how you feel

Let's all do a barrel roll and
get a good price for your soul
(soul, soul, soul, soul, soul, soul)