Nintendo

I saw this girl at the mall
Cutest thing I ever saw
I walked to her and asked her on a date
She looked at me and said \"That would be great\"

My girlfriend made my life complete
She gave me everything a guy could need
She took me through my ups and downs
Until my friends said something new was in town

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Nintendo, just for me
Walked up and said \"What\'ll it be?\"
Nintendo, all the fun
Up to four players instead of just one
Nintendo, sight to see
Gravitized chicks that dance with me
Nintendo, it\'s the one
Doesn\'t mind having a little fun

My new toy loves to play
I could do it more than once a day
It never talks back to me or calls me bad names
Instead it lets me play all its games

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Then i saw her in the street
I walked to her and asked her what was wrong
She looked at me with her dark blue eyes
Then it hit me
She slapped me hard