Jewsbar

Yo
I got a business opportunity for you
What's good, bro?
Alright, well, we're family, right?
Eh, kinda
I mean you call me bro all the time
That's why we're family
Okay, if you wanna go with that
I need thirty-five thousand dollars
What?
Well, okay, let me, let me rephrase that
I would like thirty-five thousand dollars
I would like thirty-five thousand fuckin' dollars too
Fuck is you tellin' me for?
Great, so we're all on the same page, yeah
Awesome, okay, okay
So here's the business opportunity
What? What the fuck are y'all talkin'—
So you know how you have Juices For Life?
Well, what if it was Jews's For Life?
And that got me thinking, what if we started a cult?
And, like, we don't have to call it a cult
It could just be a gathering of friends
It could be, uh, a-a a Monday service
Ooh, that's a bar
A Jews's bar, yeah
What the fuck are y'all talkin' about?
I'm talkin' 'bout thirty-five thousand dollars
Jews's? I'm not even Jewish
Then why are you called The Lox?
Well, I'm kind of Jewish, but not—
What the fuck are y'all talkin' about?
We talked to Jadakiss
He said that he's in as long as you give the thirty-five thousand dollars
What? Jadakiss is already in and the thirty-five thousand is comin' from me?
Thank you, you finally get it