Trouble Is As Trouble Does

I woke up this morning with a pounding in my brain
I don't know where I am or how I will explain
The congregation whispers when I walk in late
I ought to straighten up if only for my momma's sake

Everybody says I've lost my mind
When I'm with you I guess I see why
I'm saying things I never say
Doing things that I don't do
You're no good for me and they say I'm too good for you
But I can't help myself when you're around
If trouble is as trouble does then I'm in trouble now

All-points bulletin, last seen yesterday
Brown hair, brown eyes, third time runaway
We pulled in, 2am, front porch light still on
When I saw your daddy comin', we were goin', goin', gone

Everybody says I've lost my mind
When I'm with you I guess I see why
I'm saying things I never say
Doing things that I don't do
You're no good for me and they say I'm too good for you
But I can't help myself when you're around
If trouble is as trouble does then I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble now

Everybody says I've lost my mind
When I'm with you I guess I see why
I'm saying things I never say
Doing things that I don't do
You're no good for me and they say I'm too good for you
But I can't help myself when you're around
If trouble is as trouble does then I'm in trouble now
I can't help myself, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't, I can't help myself when you're around
If trouble is as trouble does then I'm in trouble now