Johnny Cash Machine

Met you on a hazy day in summer.

I woke up with your perfume in my hair.

I cried like Freddy Mercury in Autumn

When I lost my favorite earring in your EZ chair.



You're a lovely kind of lady.

I can see you picking daisies,

In the garden. How I hate it,

When you close the door and walk away.



I look into the mirror every mornin'

And practice happy faces with myself.

I like to think I notice all your empathy

But I got this sinking feeling

Coming over me.



You're a lovely kind of lady.

I can see you picking daisies,

In the garden. How I hate it,

When you close the door and walk away.



Hey coincidentally,

Did you ever hear?

How Jagger was a queenie

And the King was queer?



Hey lady!

Hey lady!

Hey lady, now I'm pissed and aggravated!